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    November 11

    光棍节的六句话

     

    1,首先,你要跟你的父母打个电话,安慰他们着急的心灵说:你们别着急,我不会去五台山出家的,明年的光棍节,我一定努力给你们弄个大孙子出来。

    2,别对要找的对象要求太高,生活就是凑合,没有十全十美的人,一般般就可以了,找对象不是找工作,位置越高越好,工资越多越妙。

    3,别对自己要求太高,严格要求自己过度,也就是间接地对别人不近情理,一座孤傲的大雪山,即冷又难爬,是没有很多人来愿意攀凳,自找苦吃的。

    4,沧桑即是性感,磨练成就魅力,作为老光棍的你,要树立一个健康积极的人生观,不能破罐子破摔,泥巴萝卜吃一节擦一节,以混日子为榜样,以邋遢为准则,搞得自己像个乞丐似的脏兮兮。

    5,正因为没有了生活下去的信心,许多老光棍不光邋遢,而且还喜欢干坏事,比如既嫖又赌,打家劫舍啥的,这是老光棍们千万不能做的事情。知道这个世界并不一定对你们很公平,有的明明长得帅气十足,可就是没女人喜欢,但是生活曾几时它又公平过?七个字:要学会笑看人生。

    6,光棍并不丑,就像贫穷也不丑一样,没有人岐视你们,祝你们节日快乐,争取来年不再是光棍。鉴于中国男多女少本就不平衡的份上,我建议竞争激烈的大家可以考虑考虑去挖外国人的墙脚。加油!

     

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    ying.wen wenwrote:
    呵呵,已婚人士不知光棍苦
    Mar. 10
    莓 草wrote:
    哈哈...来来来,碰一杯!
    Dec. 10

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